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heh thanks for MR.SAMMY! and yh for saying the joke is funny hahas
anyway added song =D
i like it heeeeeeeeeeee
ok continue reading ;D
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH>THE SMART ANSWERS:
>
>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
>
>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...>
>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
>
>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
>
>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??>
>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??>
>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??>
>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.>>
>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.>
>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
>other.
>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
>of the mouth.>
>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
>Peter?
>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
>
>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?">
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
>
>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?">
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".>
>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
>
>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?">
>
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.>
>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".>
>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
>Sam : "She's a woman".
>>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".>
>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
>him, what virtue would I be showing?"
>Student : "Brotherly love".>
>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
>eating?"
>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
>>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?">
>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
>treated. The others all died".>
>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?">
>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
>and at the same time.">
>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
>Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.">i duno why i repost this whole thing of lame thing but i think its funny lols =D