Monday, May 26, 2008 '

Add - on to post !

ok im so seriously fcking bored
that i went to find this page that i usually did last time
his post are
FUCK FUNNY
and godd dammit lucky i ripp-ed some post that he post last time
casue when i went into his blog
he removed his archive
oh fcuk ?

anyway heres some post he wrote .

1st post
First time you did something silly, they call you a tard.
Then, opps you did it again. They call you a re-tard.
Time passed and you are known as a re-tard-ed.

short but RE-TARD-ED
WOOTS ?

2nd post
Someone special complained about my lousy english more than 7 times.
It is getting very annoying.
This post is delicated to ******.
Dear ******, I've studied on your profound english.
Now my english language is enhanced.

Hiiex! duncx noes wad 2 blog. todae morniin beri briight n sunniie.
den duriin afterr skool gawd slyghtt raiins fromx de skiies. :(
bleahx! skool beri boriin lehx. de teachess al beri sianx one.
iie sleepx iin klass. hahas. sum pple iis beri stoopiid.
cums outs n invens wif dis tyype of stoopiid langage.
morr hardd den chiniese. den al de fwens tokk lyyke dat alsox.
dey tinks iits so cutex n coooolx. damm stoopiid.
den dey espectx al dose readx books one 2 undestan wat de worlld dey tryiin 2 sayx.
sumtyymes dey kenaa replie, shuts de farks up assholex!
but dey stiil persaver 2 tokk lyyke dis.almos everi worrd gawds spelliin miistakex.
nowws iie feelx lyyke retarted xP! actualie, dis pple iis not so dump as euu tinks one.
dey stiil gawd hope de. as lon as euu hellps dem bie sayiings shuts de farks up morr offen:)
iie'm am swure dey wiil changee de.
n plz doncx miix euur chiniese wif de gawd damm engliish, basterrdx! :)
buai buai! muackx! iie luurve euu guyz XD!

I don't want to fucking see your ugly egyptian writing in my inbox again.

3rd post

This is a message about chainmails. You idiots don't get it do you? You don't understand the rationale of a chainmail? Why do you keep sending them? You're a moron. Let me tell you the defination of chainmails.

A chainmail is a message that requires you to forward to a minimum amount of other people within a certain period or you will get bad luck.It also means the exposure of the naivety of an asshole who believes in getting curses easily, has no self-confidence and cannot think for himself. It is like a religion or something; you offend your god if you don't forward that message. So everytime you receive a chainmail, you can actually differentiate who your stupid friends are. Please, reading that mail requires me to pay a fraction of my life. I could have used that time doing something more meaningful like observing the clouds, which is a hundred times more productive than reading your stupid mail you spent time sending. You are wasting my beautiful life.

I hope you dumbshits suffer from those curses you thought you were never going to have from the chainmails you thought you have cleared. You will have no friends for the rest of your life, never find true love, everyone will hate you for everything you do, ghosts will come haunt you at night, suffer from insomnia everyday, remain a virgin for eternity, suffer from constipation even though you try to be a vegetarian, fail in whatever you do, struck by lightning yet not die but still live another 50 years in your bed, etc...

Now you have read this meaningful and wise message, copy this whole message and convey it in whatever methods of communication you use, be it by pigeon, smoke signals or letter, and send to at least 8 people within 24 hours and you will be cured from the curses I gave you.

Benjamin Franklin read this very same message a few hundreds of years ago and ignored it, he classified it as junkmail. That very same evening, he was nearly killed by lightning. So he regretted and sent the message to all the friends he had and he became president of the United States later and died peacefully many years after.

Thomas Edison followed what Franklin did at first. He tried and he tried yet he could not invent a lightbulb. He was so devastated and depressed and called himself stupid. He decided to send the letter to all his friends and the next alloy he tried, he instantly found the right filament and he discoverd the lightbulb. He died with a name to remember.

Trust me.

END !
ok you can laugh your ass off if you want to =D